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Poor Harry, poor me

jan 13, 2010

You've no doubt heard that Senator Harry Reid has been a little embarrassed the last few days over remarks he made several years back concerning the president's lack of melanin and his linguistic abilities. Me, I'm not sure what he said was wrong. Oh, he didn't use politically correct words, so cannot be allowed to go un-ridiculed, but really, some folks just enjoy being offended, or at least talking about it.

But that aside, I'd like to imagine a slightly different scenario. What if, for example, old Harry had said something like this, about someone like, well, like me. "The Old Gray Redneck would be a great candidate, what with his two toned skin (you know, the pasty white face right next to that tacky red neck) and his ability to hide his mush-mouth ramblings except when he's with his own people." This is not exactly what Reid is reported to have said of Obama - the quote's in this article - but it's pretty close.

Rather than be offended, I'd like to ask some questions. First, as for my multi-colored skin, would it not be more politically correct to describe people who look like me as "persons of colors"? Or possibly describe those with my coloring as having "skin of diversity"? And is not promoting diversity a primary goal of those intellectuals who rule us?

Second, I will be the first to admit that I'm not as "articulate" as the president, as I believe the vice-president put it. But if Hillary can change her accent when addressing blacks, why can't I speak redneck when with my own peeps? After all, if multiculturism is the ideal of so many, why is it wrong that I can speak to different cultures in their own dialect?

I freely admit I'm confused. If, as I've just shown, I am a testament to both diversity and multiculturism, and have at least two similar characteristics to Obama - per poor Harry - why has no one asked me to apply for a $400,000 per year job?


Postings this year

The next hard time - from mar 13
Dods & dens - from feb 20
The future of money - from feb 17
Confusion reigns - from feb 11
Hope and change, IRS version - from feb 3
Dods & dens - from jan 25
Senior moments - from jan 19
Poor Harry, poor me - from jan 13
A tribute to Barbara Mandrell - from jan 9
The educated class - from jan 8
The system worked - from jan 7